Reads To Robots

This is how it should have been;

Reality;

Totally grossed out. It was a decent date too… well kind of.. I don’t know if you ever admit to screwing someones girlfriend. And then continue to talk about said girl. Uhm, hi, I know you’re interested in me, but you obviously are a player.

PS: keep your tongue to yourself. I felt like your tongue was date raping me. Glad it only lasted like 30 seconds or I might have choked.

I’m going to be single the rest of my life… awesome…